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Showing posts with label Drinking On School Nights. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 21 March 2007

Friday We Go Bowling/ Hangover16th 07


Today I woke up feeling like total bollocks, needless to say the alcohol is running through every vain in my body and now spilling out of the pores in my skin.
I can smell tequila and gin and the last thing I want right now is to have another drink, though it is fate that I should have organised a staff function tonight where consumption is unavoidable.
Tonight my flock from work and I are going bowling at the new bar and bowling alley in town, and I am two sheets to the wind in the being able to consume department, this is unusual being that I am usually the one encouraging such behaviour.
Relay for life is just around the corner and I am hoping that I can muster the strength I need before tomorrow to make a decent effort.
We need to be able to beat the gym teams this year.


Will keep you posted.



Andrew James / A J

Thursday 15/03/07 Pondo




Thursday last week was fantastic, unfortunately I have not had much time to post lately, well after a long day at work, not to mention knowing that the following day I would get my first sleep in for what had been some time, I decided to treat myself to a few drinks at my favourite water hole, "Pondorosa" mmmm with simply licentious cocktails, I had reached orgasmic heights.

After being entertained for hours by the brilliant bar staff I was well on my way to that happy place, the conversation was fantastic, as drunk as I was we still made great conversation, though one of my mates who happened to be with me seemed to bring things to a halt every now and then with his "I once new this person who could" stories.
That notwithstanding the night was amazing and I got home to feel suspiciously sick, though now on a first name basis with both of the staff.



Andrew James / A J